jerksuke:

[x]

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

princeowl:

teabrittle:

princeowl:

why would you ever idolize cops when firefighters exist

yeah seriously have you ever heard of “corrupt firefighter” 

what would a ‘corrupt firefighter’ even be. he put out that fire with a little TOO much water. he was a little rough with the cat he rescued from a tree for a little old lady


pleatedjeans:

via


theomeganerd:

Video Game History Through Controllers

by Javier Laspiur

petercapalldii:

don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

From 18 to 22 you meet a lot of temporary people.
(via jordancorin)

(Source: mydeepest-fear)

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

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awkwardvagina:

eggplantpocky:

awkwardvagina:

Z is just a sideways N

pls stop it

Zo