teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

(Source: meachey)

Black girls who talk shit about natural hair

patronandhormones:

Don’t make me pour a bucket of water on you and remind you where you came from.

40ozshawty:

i dont like when people call me “cute”. really? cute? thats it., u can’t come up with a better fuckin word, like “beautiful, angelic, bangin’, pulchritudinous” like cmon u sayin i dont deserve those?? fuck outta here with cute 

Sometimes we get sad about things and we don’t like to tell other people that we are sad about them. We like to keep it a secret. Or sometimes, we are sad but we really don’t know why we are sad, so we say we aren’t sad but we really are.
Mark Haddon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time (via larmoyante)

gymnastics-dreamscancometrue:

The bee attack in photos x

railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

drugdoer:

grassfire:

Imagine if Breaking Bad was set in Canada or the UK or Australia. Walt discovers he has lung cancer, is promptly treated at no cost and discharged with no financial burden apart from $20 in subsidised prescriptions. The end.

hmm. it’s almost as if Breaking Bad might have been trying to say something. Who knows, though

I’ve wanted more minutes in a day ever since I met you
11:19pm  (via senyahearts)

(Source: nhude)

theirs:

jegusgogfuckass:

did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec

10 million pounds

1/3 of the government’s reserve

like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it

why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 

(Source: officialplanetmars)